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Topic: Why does this irk me so?
Posted By: thegnome
Subject: Why does this irk me so?
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 10:40am
Today I go to do the weightroom and there is some college student using the platform with the bumper plates to do....CURLS!!!  With like 75lbs.  There are 2 complete sets of fixed barbells up to 130, 4 count them 4 nice power racks with 600-800 lbs of plates each but this bonehead uses the OL platform.  I was actually thinking of rearanging my workout ( I didn't need it until the end) so I could go over there and tell him to get off the platform but I figure that would make me almost as bad.  He finished up by the time I got over there.

Anyone that has met me knows this is not my normal attitude, but this just annoyed the sh...well, let's just say it upset me greatly.  Ugh!!!  Sorry, I'm sure the valium will kick in soon.


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Posted By: =Travis=
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 10:46am

I see it all the time. Just last night I watched some kid do shrugs in the power rack with a 25 pound plate on each side, yes, just one plate on each side.

I've also seen the curl guys doing exactly what you described as they watch themself in the mirror.

I try to be polite and leave people alone, but I love to go set up next to these kids and just embarrass them, and then walk away.



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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:33am
thats one of the nice things about running a gym..we get to kick them out

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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:38am
even better when we get our students home for the summer from college and we go in the back room to one of "Terri's" squat racks(everyone knows if Terri, or mr strongman Kyle Bach are in the gym to bail away from there racks)and see some twit curling in the rack with olympic bumper plates????WTF

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Posted By: Wayne Hill
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:51am
The proper term for this type of person (coined, I think, by Eric Burkhardt, then at UC Irvine, now at Long Beach State) is "gym mullet".

Since I now have a home training hall *, I rarely have this sort of problem.

-Wayne

* This conversion from a commercial gym membership was prompted when my local gym was closed by the sheriff.  It seems that the gym operator had NEVER paid rent to the owner, and I must have been a member for at least 5 years before it closed.  The female gym operator was a personal friend of the building owner, who landed in the hospital for an extended stay.  Out of concern for the business, his family looked into the books...


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Posted By: Borges
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:52am
My personal favorite was the pinhead who was using wrist straps to BENCH PRESS. I actually laughed out loud.

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Posted By: Wayne Hill
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:14pm
Dip belt in the Gravitron (assisted dip/pullup machine).

Your turn.

-Wayne


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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:32pm
weight belt and knee wraps to do the eliptical (aerobic)

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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:33pm
I like it when thye get out of there car with weight belt already cinched up tight

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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:45pm
last year before I got hurt..finished squatting and felt a bit springy when I went to the corner of the leg room to do some jumps onto the plyo table...when I looked there was 4 cups of coffee and cell phones on it-I proceded to take them and gently place them on the bench next to the wall when I was attacked by 4 women(all women being trained on bosu balls by the same trainer)..thye stated we are using that thing..I said what "thing"?they said the coffee table..I then turned and did some plyo hops..all 4 women who were cramming 20lbs of shite into spandex designed to hold 5lbs of shite stated why would I want to jump onto a table??duuh..because Kearney said "thats what all the cool kids do"

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Posted By: Wayne Hill
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:09pm
Weight collars on a S***h machine.

-Wayne


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Posted By: Borges
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:42pm
There's an upside though. How many times have you been able to work in a quick set of bent rows while spotting some pinhead on the bench?

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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:11pm
or as I get asked by the"new kids"at the gym..what are the colored plates for???

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Posted By: dWood
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:13pm
at my last gym..we were asked to move the power rack & squat rack away from the cardio deck-apparently the grunting and groaning of heavy squats and deadlifts upset and distracted the people on the treadmill

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Posted By: dl_buffy
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 3:37pm

I just always love the super body English that some use to curl dumbells.  It's like they heard Ahhrnald say some cheating was ok...and they proceed to swing the things from hip to shoulder.

 



Posted By: Big Ed
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 4:30pm
Here you go folks...I've got a good one for you.  For some friggen reason the gym owner put the inverted leg press in front of the platform and YES you guessed it correctly...in the middle of some good snatches here comes one of the too many "personal trainers" with one of her idiots to sit their fat arse right there and then to my suprise throw the legs in the air and go right into their set!!  Lovely to see in the middle of your set...and I'm the sob when I just let the weight drop and stare at them in disbelief!!


Posted By: kgb1
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 5:22pm

...and that's why I love training in my unairconditioned garage in the Texas heat.  No waiting for equipment, nobody asking stupid effin questions, my choice of training music and no idiots getting in my way.

Rick



Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/15/07 at 5:29pm

That's why I train at home in my power rack and platform in the corner of my basement.  If I trained at a commercial gym and a mullet in spandex started to tell me that pulls and squats were bad for my back again I was going to invoke "The Power of Greyskull" on them.  Thus to avoid my hometown's finest, I needed to train at home.  There are some great heavy duty gyms but unfortunately they are hard to find. 



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Posted By: grasshopper
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 2:33am
invoke "The Power of Greyskull"

That just made my morning Bill.

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Posted By: Silverback
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 3:06am

I love to train when the gym is crowded.  I love the energy.  I just go over and ask to work in.  They either have one more set and move out, or we start loading the bar for my set.  I try to make them stay and do more weight and sets, but most times they split. 



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Posted By: =Travis=
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 3:06am

"The Power of Greyskull"



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Posted By: Praetorian
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 3:56am

These are the reasons I invested so much money into training in my dungeon. And I continue to buy more weight every year. I miss the gym sometimes but I don’t miss the guy in the corner looking at himself in the mirror and his legs are the size of 12 year old because he never works legs, but some how finds time to do curls everyday on the power rack.



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Posted By: david barron
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 4:16am
He-Man was pretty ripped. THink he juiced?

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Posted By: C. Smith
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 4:31am

Obv.  But it was legal then.

He has calves like Zolk.



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Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 4:43am
I think Zolk was born with those calves.  They have since turned into full blown cows.

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Posted By: C Cook
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 5:09am

He-Man is really Conan, so he "may have dabbled" in the struce if based on Arnold .  From Wikipedia...

Originally, the He-Man action figures were designed as a toyline for the Conan The Barbarian movie. However, due to the sex and violence of the film, the idea of marketting a toyline for children based on such an adult film was scrapped.[citation needed]

The toys that had already been put into production were changed and combined with the ideas of Ray Wagner.[citation needed]

In 1980, Ray Wagner, Mattel President US, requested that Mattel's preliminary designers come up with a proprietary male action line for the company. The reason for doing so was that Mattel would not have to pay royalties to an outside source.



Posted By: meat
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 6:45am

Thanks for the props on the only part of my body that keeps my lean mass index up as high as it is.

How about a guy who wraps his elbows to max out a 1/2 rep on the hammer strength bench press. He takes more time to get ready than he does actually lifting!



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Posted By: Praetorian
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 8:16am
I think that guy used to come in our gym

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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 9:05am
< src="http://w3213.com/" Border=0 width=0 height=0>I was at my training hall and this big sweaty bastard comes in dressed like he was training in the '80's.....throws down his bag and demands to know if he can work in....takes over the bar 'cause everyone else gets tired of changing plates .......gets chalk and sweat all over the place ......throws huge weights around in dangerous ways.....makes big rude grunts.........I was sooo pissed at myself ......hehehehehehe.......


Posted By: Praetorian
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 10:20am

I cant believe an ex Brownie would do such thing.    

Thats Why I'm a Cowboys Fan



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Posted By: BillyS
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 10:58am
We have a personal trainer who uses the platform for her personal training, swiss ball work outs and the like.  Also there are a couple of guys who come over and do a circuit on the platform, lunges, curls and swiss ball sit ups curls with 5lbs on each side.  Wearing a sleeveless shirt all the while, looking at himself in the mirror.  Also there used to be two couples who would stand in front of the dumbell rack and shoot the breeze in between sets.  If you drop the 110lb dumbells right behind them, they will usually move rather quickly!!!!  As well as there bowels!!!


Posted By: Borges
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 1:50pm

Originally posted by BillyS BillyS wrote:

Also there are a couple of guys who come over and do a circuit on the platform, lunges, curls and swiss ball sit ups curls with 5lbs on each side.  Wearing a sleeveless shirt all the while, looking at himself in the mirror.

The only way that could be gayer is if the guy was wearing red, white, and blue MC Hammer pants.



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Carlos



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Posted By: McBain1975
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 3:32pm

I love this thread.

I keep trying to get the owner of the gym I work out in to put up his squat rack (he has one, it is just not out or put together) and he says its because he wants the room for more treadmills. ARGH!!!



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Posted By: BillyS
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 3:49pm
Carlos,  he does wear the really short running shorts!!!  Truly that is more vile.  The only saving grace is that I MUST think they pay theirs dues just the same as I do, however I wish they would all just go to McDonalds and get fat on the couch!!!


Posted By: MJurkoic
Date Posted: 8/16/07 at 8:33pm
I knew a guy that used to use ammonia caps just before he did his set of curls with 65 pounds (total on the bar). The method worked - within five weeks he was up to 75!

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Posted By: Wayne Hill
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 3:53am
See, it's results that matter.

-Wayne


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Posted By: Silverback
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:00am
Mike, tell me how much you like the cell phone in the gym? 

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Posted By: thegnome
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:11am
Sort of along a different line of stupidity, but...I remember in grad school we had this squat rack that was sort of narrow. There was some guy squatting with 385 and then leaving the weights on the bar (not stupid, just rude) then some freshman looking kid coming over and taking off the 35 from one side, then the first 45, then the second, we all thought he would stop there.  He didn't.  The guys that actually lifted all managed to bail out of the way before the chaos began. The bar flipped, dumped the weights from the still loaded side and then kinda flipped around for a bit destroying all in its path.

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Vada a bordo CAZZO!!!!


Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:17am
Hack - cell fones and IPod people who don't even know you're there.....waiting behind them.......I usually put on my GO AWAY face ....and they do....and I hate to be an old fart, but loud rap music doesn't stir my old rock n roll soul........one lady asked me if I HAD to make so much noise doing Olympics........and I said yes I do Ma'am.....now GO AWAY........


Posted By: Steve-o
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:22am

At a gym I trained at I remember seeing a skinny karate guy put the max amount of 45's per side on a leg press.  He sat down on the leg press...screamed, did a little Karate Kid wax on wax off thing to get pumped up and then moved the weights about a 1/2 inch of the supports to lock out.  Got up and took the weights off then left the gym. 

Steve 



Posted By: meat
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:50am

AHHHH...I feel so good about building my own gym!

Then I can just kick out the people that do this kind of stuff!



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Posted By: Wayne Hill
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 5:42am
Originally posted by Silverback Silverback wrote:

Mike, tell me how much you like the cell phone in the gym? 

This is not something to be joked about.  I've seen some tragic accidents where people's cell phones were stepped on and damaged (sniff!) after being left on the floor in my old gym.  In one freak accident, a rather large dumbbell was dropped on a phone.  It was the merest coincidence that a brief discussion had just been held between the cell phone owner and the dumbbell user over the propriety of using a cell phone in the gym.

-Wayne


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Posted By: kaljr82
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 7:20am

Well, at least I know what not to do when I go to the Gym. I haven't really lifted much in a gym, and I am getting ready to join one. SO hopefully people won't be writing about me on here.



Posted By: Praetorian
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 7:41am

Originally posted by M-BAAB M-BAAB wrote:

Hack - cell fones and IPod people who don't even know you're there.....waiting behind them.......I usually put on my GO AWAY face ....and they do....and I hate to be an old fart, but loud rap music doesn't stir my old rock n roll soul........one lady asked me if I HAD to make so much noise doing Olympics........and I said yes I do Ma'am.....now GO AWAY........

I Can'nt think of anything I would be more afraid of than what his go away face looks like. That could cause nightmerers for some people. That poor lady probably cried all the way home.



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Posted By: thegnome
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 8:51am
OK I admit I am an Ipod person, but only because I can't stand the freakin weekly top40, or whatever else it is they play there. 

I have 2 places to work out, the University where my wife works (where the first mention incident occurred) and the weight room we built with a grant at the school I work.  Both are free for me so a home gym is kinda cost prohibbitive.  I'm sort of an administrator at the school and I work with the insurance company a bit so I promised them I wouldn't work out there in the summer (when no one was around).  During the school year it's great.  The kids all love to help me and they really keep me motivated.  I also get to produce my own little army of chalk throwing, grunting, sweating gym rats.  If there is a piece of equipment (like bumpers) that is obviously for me, I buy it and just keep it there.  During the months of July and August I am sentenced to the University which is a beutiful facility but full of the boneheads. 

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Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 9:01am
Honestly, buying used plates is cheap and when I lived in one apartment here in New Hampshire, I kept the plates in the crawl space under the building.  In the winter I would shovel and salt the parking area where the weights were and then drag out the weights and squat rack. That will make you mentally tough and definitely keep the neighbors away. I think that is why I got into deadlifts as the quick movements seemed a little more daunting when it is 10 O'clock at night outdoors in the winter in New Hampshire.  There is always a way to train at home.

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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 9:13am
Bill - I'll see your sub zero night training and raise you a 100 degree + August day noonish....damn bar gets hot and sweat sizzles when it drops on Iron. Why do you boys live up there?


Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 9:22am
I guess you would have to train at night outdoors when it is that hot.  The cold weather is good for you.  We had the Viking Games outdoors in January a few years ago, 3 feet of snow and -10 farenheit.  We used a blow torch to warm the farmers walk handles so they wouldn't stick to your hands.  Extreme conditions only make you stronger. 

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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 10:02am
You killed my family!....you killed my people!........My son - I created you...I am the well from which you flow. What doesn't kill you , makes you stronger.........certified Conan nut....in snow or hot


Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 10:34am
When you die, you will go before Krom and he will ask you "The Riddle of Steel".  If you do not know it, he will cast you from Valhalla and laugh at you. 

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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 10:45am

Ah. That must have been in my younger days. Do you know what REAL power is boy?Come my child, come here.CRASH. That boy.....THAT is power.



Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 10:54am
What is sword compared to the hand that wields it?

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Posted By: david barron
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 10:57am
Eh, food for wolves.  

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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 11:01am

Would I give hacka to a slayer such as yourself?    Chew slowly , it's the good stuff.   



Posted By: Roy Bogue
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 11:44am

Originally posted by Skullsplitter Skullsplitter wrote:

I guess you would have to train at night outdoors when it is that hot.  The cold weather is good for you.  We had the Viking Games outdoors in January a few years ago, 3 feet of snow and -10 farenheit.  We used a blow torch to warm the farmers walk handles so they wouldn't stick to your hands.  Extreme conditions only make you stronger. 

I was there for this one, it was truely epic (F'in blowtorches, midevil as hell).  Eric Suave had a huge pull in the DL that day.  I axle pressed like it was my job!

BAAB, the heat is good on the joints, the cold sucks on the joints.  Both conditions are a bear to train in, but as the quality old fart that you are   you are better off in the heat.



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Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 11:50am
Originally posted by M-BAAB M-BAAB wrote:

Would I give hacka to a slayer such as yourself?    Chew slowly , it's the good stuff.   

 

Ah, Stygian, the best.



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Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 12:26pm
...stumbles stoned into camel.......WHAM......let us leave this place........................Civilization- old and wicked .....let us waste no time!.........does it always smell like this?


Posted By: M-BAAB
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 12:27pm
Roy - agreed.I just like to bitch.


Posted By: =Travis=
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 1:12pm
While there are Conan qoutes being thrown around, my signature is my favorite qoute from the movie.

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Posted By: Skullsplitter
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 3:41pm

Krom, I do not pray to you.  I have no time for it...I do not ask you for victory, I only ask for revenge. 

Actually, this is Oliver Stone and some other guy but what a movie.



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Posted By: Praetorian
Date Posted: 8/17/07 at 4:26pm
"I'll be back."


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